Some milestones in Clive's incredible life

    1. Stung by Sting.
    2. Laid by Little Eva.
    3. Baptised by Little Richard.
    4. Rolled by Rolling Stones.
    5. Smoked by Rod Stewart.
    6. Moved by Little Millie.
    7. Iinvited to Pauls party by cilla black
    8. Junior partner Beatles agent manager.
    9. Visited king size taylor and stuart sutcliffe in hamburg with allan.
    10. Gave lunchtime session idea to cavern club.
    11. Told my friend Brian to vist cavern lunchtime session.
    12. Saved by ringo .
    13. Given John lennons gold disc for mind games by recorder (roy cicalla).
    14. had tea aboard suirvival with micheal york.
    15. went to stevie wonders London birthday party.
    16. sailed arnold swartznegger to nudist colony nude.
    17. made knecklaces for Peter gabriel,Sting, and trudie.
    18. rode pillion on scooter with bo didley.
    19. got smashed with Donovan.
    20. stopped Ike hitting Tina.
    21. film I produced and acted in won palma de ouro cannes film fest 1977. 
    22. film Raoni nominated for oscar.
    23. taught amerindians how to blow up bulldozers.
    24. hid Chief Raoni from law for 10 days.
    25. smuggled Chief Raoni onto the stage of the human rights concert in Brasil.
    26. arranged for Chief Raoni to sing on same stage with Sting.
    27. regularly went to liverpool baths with George and ringo.
    28. drenched kray twins.
    29. scared kray away with bottle sulfuric acid.
    30. motor sailed 8,000 miles to geographic centre south america. Rrecieved letter from guinness book records acknowledgeing the achievment.
    31. held captive by brasilian authoritys for 10 months on frontier with bolivia.
    32. had 89 different jobs by the age 19.
    33. owned 6 clubs in uk and 5 in brasil.
    34. produced first ever mm film in amazon.
    35. classed as britains youngest promoter of rythm and blues.
    36. gave foirst professional gig to liverbirds.
    37. barred from school at 11 yearsof age, after being told by headmaster (kelly youle end up on the knot end of a rope.
    38. arrested with screaming lord sutch.
    39. sailed twice around the world by the age of 19.
    40. hoisted japanese girls knickers on mast of us submarine in japan.
    41. visited rolling stones house in cannes met micks dad with georgie benson, then visited Peter gabriel at home.
    42. non indian to visit the secret village of (the moon children in the darien jungles. 
    43. saved from arrest by hundreds of angry cuna indian women when they started to destroy military police helecopter.
    44. Awarded 1992 (chicko mendez)premio for my fight to protect the people of south america. In rosario argentina.
    45. awarded seapan bon merito award for my work to protect the pantanal region of the amazon basin 1992.
    46. denounced acid fishing in the islands of the (bahamas)
    47. stopped (whilst there) bomb and  blast fishing in brasil, note my first mate lost his timpanos by bomb, and my dog blasted to death.
    48. had bomb placed and exploded under my trimaran boat survival. I was blown out of bed.
    49. attacked, and hospitalised by panamanian students for flying british flag as war in malvinas argentinian islands took place.
    50. Cilla sang free of charge ., on mother kellys doorstep amongst others.as told on tv by her.
    51. Brian epstien and I visited (lionel barts London home, and he called his fiend lione blair to join us.
    52. Saved eppy (ie Brian from a beating at the bl;ue angel in liverpool.
    53. At 19 was bouncer on famous jacarandas door.
    54. At 23 owned and ran 6 clubs in north of uk.
    55. bought up all old charlie chaplin type cameras for 50 pence eachy n sold them at christies auctions for 3,000 pounds each.
    56. locked up in jail ion australia in 1959.
    57. gave first profesional gig to liverbirds.
    58. washed out to sea in yucatan channel but floated for three days (with many sharks around me for three days.
    59. windsurfed up the river amazon with my dog on the back.
    60. shipwrecked in st vincent island,
    61. denounced mooring bouy mafia.
    62. dined at President Nixons house in the bahamas , after he visited my trimaran.
    63. sailed with President royo of panama.
    64. lived in  lancaster castles turret for one year.
    65. was millies lollipop.
    66. gemmied arnold swartznegger out of too small loo?.
    67. first colour print smudger in blackpool.
    68. smudged piccadilly with converted by me charlie chaplin camera.
    69. was king of the night in brasil.
    70. went to brasil in 1973 with 2,000 puzzle rings stitched to my clothes,when stopped by customs ,said I was metal maqn going to carnaval in first week sold all m,y contraband for 20,000 us dollars.
    71. opened brasils first pub, club, music hall ,and restaurant. The victoria)
    72. John lee hooker turned me on at home.
    73. got measured by noise abatement man with (stevie winwood.
    74. weekended at my farm in brasil, with nina and (jim capaldi) .
    75. Mike McCartney (Pauls brother often acted at my clubs)
    76. locked up in scotland yard with 30, usdollars, and my gas gun confiscated .
    77. barry white overnighted at my inner sanctum.
    78. George Harrison visited me at my Brasilian club   - the Victoria
    79. owned a four thousand tree banana farm in paraty rio de janiero.
    80. owned a pininsula in porto seguro bahia brasil.
    81. built a beach bar out of 12 sunken ships, (called it (lattitude 17%)
    82. owned and built brasils first headshop (freedom) sold every type cigarette paper then known to man. 
    83. arrested in argentina for wearing a beard (then a threat to peace  because of Fidel castro.
    84. lip pierced in jungle by Chief Raoni (before piercing became a fasion
    85. Bill Haley showed me his curl
    86. promoted the Twisterifick ball.
    87. hells angels paid my fare to teach those accidentated wounded members now to make and create body jewelry fron horseshoe nailsin usa.
    88. contracted to work for jackie onnassis  jeweler (puccio) in Miami, made my models in nails into pure gold copies for millionaires.
    89. was refused paid for flight by air canada so spent weeks liveing in airport, but made good money makeing vand selling nail jewelry (sold a knecklace to each of the canadian symphonic orchestra ,
    90. taught seacide stoppit to carribean schools.
    91. brought awareness of dangers of catching aids, anthrax, impetigo etc etc, by eating fish that have been contaminated by eating condoms thrown from luxurious yaghts, and from seacide  honymoon hotels etc etc,
    92. arranged and sold wigs at wig parties.
    93. my bush baby used by me for a while as an atraction to photo children on blackpools seafront, hid in a hollow head I used to exhibit wigs,when it crawled out dureing an old ladys wigparty hell let lose.
    94. in 1958 collected all flowery material from Londons east end dustbins, then with help of outworkers fabricated wide flowery ties which we sold off a broom handle whilst walking carnaby street (thus was the start of the fasion later to be copied by mary quant.
    95. bought thousands of rabbit skins, and sold them on oxford street along with fur waistcoats, ear muffs, and handwarmers (I had 9 pitches along oxford street, and more in kings rd, and carnaby street.
    96. toured englands petshops buying up all birdcage bells, after p[utting them on a leather thong sold all 50,000 on London astreets, and at festivals, then went on to make and sell tunefull tubes (nothing more than a lengh of plastic tubeing.
    97. made from fur offcuts teve the tv toy
    98. taught hundreds homeworkers(? Those usually disabled) how to bend horseshoe nails, I assembled nails into intricate bpieces of jewelry and sold them at festivals etc etc.
    99. was a teddyboy, and had a postoffice red suit with 13 inch drainpipe trousers and a 4 inch cumberbund, plus a knee lengh jacket.and a black string tie.
    100. John Lewis copied name river island  from me (when I visited his home with (? Kim purdy) his wifes sister.
    101. John Lewis wrote to tell Sting I was elected by amerindians to be President rain forest fopundation.
    102. as a 13 year old boy in denton manchester, I became famous because I hospitalised 3 very violent drunken irishmen when they forced entry into our home, one was pinned by breadknife to kithchen door, the other was bent backwards over the kitchen sink, with the water taps (hot n cold turned into his temples, and the third was kicked unconscious whilst trying to exit front door.the frying pan I hit him with was bent stuck on his bleeding head like a german helmut.
    103. witnessed the harpooning of a american ex vietnam shellshock sailor by Chief of cuna indian tribe, off front of his double ender sailing vessel.
    104. told by Chief that they covered their island with m0las (reverse vap-lique stitched embroidery designs (of which I bought 9,000 old ones for little n sold worldwide to primitive art dealers (includeing new yorks exclusive artdealers. The design the cunas made was of their own flag ( reverse swastica)so germans would not bomb them if they tried to explode panama canal.
    105. myself and my partner (John bradshaw) from bradshaws mansion preston, took the dealers bank in legalite roulette games around britain (our female informer advised us where most money was made v (and best time in all blue star bingo halls in uk, later we also ndid it in cromwellian London, and others, we were so succesfull we dressed tall hippys in suits (made and trained them how to look and act like police n sent them out to take banks.for a percentage of the vast profits we made. 
    106. with my trimaran built specially for me by top triman ? (nigel irens) in bristol 1977 I bought bees honey in haiti for 1 usd dollar a litre, after filling my 55ft long by 22ft wide decks with 200 gallon barrels of honey I , I set sail for the latest tourist resort known as (the turks ande caicos islands where I transfered my liquid gol;d into one litre bottle , themn sold each for 12 dollars a bottle.
    107. I filled my boat , inside and on top with haitis most exotic plants,then filled my two rubber dinghys with (? Conk shellfish, after first diveing to collect them half way at a sandspit I called (birdmound) 0on arrival to t6he turks I sold all on beach for an enourmous profit, then went back for a cargo of mosqueto repelant matches, cheese, ande candles.
    108. i have whales teeth carved by me and signed in Peters scrimshaw museum on the portugues island of faial, note all teeth I dived to retrieve, all fellm from the rotting carcasses of harpooned whales before it was illegalised?.
    109. stayed at (l.ron.hubbards) house after getting drunk with him, after being binvited by him to pub.
    110. l.ron.hubbard-founder of (scientology)often visited my home commune in (golders green London) ron was a good man with millions of published words of wisdom under his belt.his goal at our commune apart from (birds of a feather) was to teach us the folly of drug takeing. 
    111. davie bowie often dropped into my 76 shaftesbury top floor flat wi . With other musicians, as did my old friend (eric burdon from the ( animals)
    112. as 76 shaftesbury ave wi ,was in centre London, in same street as theatres, I made my nail jewelry with the pidgeons for cooing company whilst Anna my girlfriend, waited in the doorway down below in the street, after I created a intricate horseshoe nail knecklace or pendant or bracelet, I attached it to a fishing line and lowered it down to street eye level, as a tourist passed I wiggled it in front of their eyes , then Anna appeared from doorwell to say look will  you buy this beuatifull creation (, legend has it that if you buy it for youre lover, and if they are unfaithfull the horseshoe naiols will straighten out and pierce the heart of that unfaithfull one. This way of selling was not agaqinst the street tradeing laws so we minted cash.
    113. davie bowie often dropped by for a cuppa, as did alexis corners, long John baldry allan williams , ginger Johnsons drum band who ordred from me a one  ounce sollid gold pendant, I played with them at a gig nearby on the talking drum (taught to me by one of the group (lord erik sugamugo) .lord erik also lobbied Stings concert with me in London in the 90s his wife bonita also painted a large oil on canvas of ? (Chief Raoni and myself which was hung in campden council offices.
    114. it is a fact that I put a false floor in my 22ft caravan and with my precious cargo of turkish puzzle rings which legend has it the arab shieks gave them to wives, if the wife was unfaithfull she took of the marraige ring, so would not be able to put it back together so she was knackered I imported 89,000 of the rings and sold worldwide from little trays hung around the kneck of my ambulante sales people (tray similar to ice cream tray of cinema ice cream seller. 
    115. hawkwind group (now moterhead) did the soundtrack music for my first produced 16mm 90 MINUTE documentary film shot in amazon 1973 titled(INDIANS).
    116. Donovan sent davy morgan (a folk singer) fo me to manage and make famous, I did my best by turning him into a wandering minstrel, then got him a record release with my friend and recorder (joe meek).
    117. as a child, when I was barred from school for refusing to wear the ridiculous uniform I camped out in denton woods, and earned enought money to buy a 0 royal enfield motorcycle by shooting rats on the rubbish dump, the local council paid me 3 pence a tail (at that young age I was a [roffesional hunter.
    118. Brian epstien and cavern dj bob wooler visited me at my cubiklub rythm and blues centre. In june 2010 the Brian epstien Beatles bussiness card he gave me will be auctioned at bonhams.
    119. Brian called me to London to protect his life as an attempt to kill him had taken place (his bruises were extreeme, his blueness hidden under his suit, I stayed with him at his London house, as I designed window grades, but shortly after I was arrested, and ,Brian was erradicated (they say it was a drug overdose?maybe but a forced one if you know what I mean, Brian told me who attempted to kill him.
    120. pablo escobar hired me and survival in the pacific island known as the perlas islands we sailed him around the 7 perlas as he orgied, with his smack till he lost control of his bowels, and his chicks?.
    121. lady jane willmott , sailed with me from bristol in 1977, she walked around the beaches of cannes film fest totally nude, in an attempt to get known, and call attention to our mm film entry (Raoni)often she swam back out to moored survival , and arnold swartznegger and us.note survival was featured in world tv as she sailed into the sunset with the documentarist stateing thanks survival and we hope to see you again next year to show us more primitive people threatened by extinction.
    122. last time we were chased by pirates I ran inside the boat and popped up at each of the seven hatches each time with a different rubber mask on, so the attackers saw many faces , therefpor assumeing I ,was many men well armed and crewed.
    123. on the island called (tintamare) of the coast of island (st maarten)i inadvertantly witnessed an enourmess british cargo boat unloading cases of drugs, tons of the stuff)on hearing one of the men speaking in a cornish accent I walked up to him and greeted him, but his guilt at being discovered turned him angry so I split , that night in the open ocean that great big steel vessel chased survival and tried to ram us to kill the evidence (but as I was sailing I turned on my mercedes 85 hp motor and did a wheely thus enabling me to line up his wheelhouse as I shot out the face behind the wheel the wheelhouse glass smashed as my 3 0.3. Dum dum bullit put them off.
    124. the 300 cuna indian women dressed me up as a woman, and let me stay to witness them visited by cheecha spirits (a three day non stop drinking spree only for women as all men are banished from islands (hundreds of islands) I was in their favor because against the panamanian catholic controlled military rule I was showing those indians films I had m,ade in xingu, thus convincing them not to conform to catholicf capitalism and maintain their own language, dances, music, and culture. Note the san blas islanders (the cuna) are a matriarchal society, women rule.
    125. n the oscar nominated film I produced (but robbed of by j.p.dutileux , the farmers we filpmed cutting down the forest admitted that the (vatican investment corporation was the biggest cattle farm in the amazon (so much for religion.
    126. Dureing the eighties the coast of brasil was a laughing sort of ambience, as a drug smuggling vessel dischaged their cargo into the sea as the coastguard cutter chased them. For years one kilo tins of best panamanian red ( marihuana) washed up or was found in nets or simply picked up by any passing boat (I have nevewr ever witnessed such hysteria, and peacefullness  for a full ten years, many fishermen still have a stash.
    127. During our first illegal visit to xingu orlando villas boas (the great white indian daddy arrested us on arrival, because he thought we were missionaries because (our diorector jpd was wearing an ankh cross (made by me . We were locked up in a shed on the airstrip but the spirits helped us by sending a tornado to blow the walls down, and the roof off our prison, many indians that were there to see the strange alians (us)were wounded by flying trees, tiles debris etc etc, but as I had with me a first aid kit, and also had knowledge to repair the broken radio airial , we were then seen in a differnt light, we became a godsend and therefore helped them put it all back together, the amerindians believed (as I still do today) the spirits were on our side to (help the last amazonian folk to survivae the whites., the alian invaders from another time?.
    128. after our visit I was hospitalised as I contracted the skin desease known then in brasil as (bicho geografico) or animal of the body)i also contacted typhoid fever. From my illness I learned that it is not allways wise to use material clothes in certain parts of amazon , because of jiggers falling from trees ,and makeing there home in the seams, and material untill they then get hungry . And so tunnel into the skin and make tracks all over the body in other words (eat you from inside out. (thats why the forest dwelling indians paint themselves red with tree juice called ( urucum) a natural repelant.
    129. at the young age of 12 years I chased a thief that had robbed the till of our pub (the broomhouse)in Denton, Manchester, the man ran out of the door into a thick soupy fog (very common in those days) I chased him calling him stop but as he didnt I brought him down with my jackknife,
    130. I had many fights in the nude, as I lived upstairs above the bar where dad and mum served ,,sung entertained etc etc, but daddy allways got into drunken brawls (as he was middleweight boxing and wrestling champion of that city, (at the bloodtub in ardwick he was king, but in pub after a skinfull  , the fighter was a target, I wet myself and covered my body in soap as I jumped down from halfway up stairweel, clouting and a shouting I soon quelled the noise, because of my soapy skin the fighters found it impossible to restrain my head banging.
    131. During our nomadic existence traveling from pub to pub, and for me school to school, you see my parents worked for Threllfalls brewery as pub lifters, they revitalised failing boozers, I myself was danced into the world as my parents won many ballroom dancing awards, and dad fighting awards ( thats probably why ime artistic, and violent?)sometimes mixed up?.
    132. the 9 di9fferent schools I attended caused much hurty pain for me, because each and every one of them forced me to pass through a very violent innitiation ceremonys , like being kicked and spit upon by hundreds of kids that hated me because I was called a rich kid, a foriegner, eventiually I lerarned to react after they had hospitalised me black n blue, soon I became ?, the cock of manchester. 
    133. the authorities could not enslave or control me, after all the jobs they sent me to (some I left the same day) and after I had put the bully of manchester in  hospital and  ,the the three Walsh brothers which I also hospitralised ,the council decided to take me out of the prison strangeways, and send me to (t.s.warfleet) in botley souhampton, a naval school for officers, but in my case a place where they thouhjt I woul;d te tamed, and pass out of there after a few years as a ships steward. The initiation ceremony there was the worst punishment I imagine a boy of my then age could endure?all the 50 rich young men, captured me, and shaved my willie n balls before covering me in (jeyes toilet cleaning fluid) they then spun me around, and around untill I was dizzilly sick, then they roasted my bum on the great halls open fireplace. I was then forced to play (warfleet no rules rugby for 6 months untill I escaped the country in a passenger liner off to australia.
    134. whist encarcerated in stafford prison I arranged and set up (with the help of the guverners wife (an ex vaudville dancer) and his beatle crazy daughter   (amatuer dramatic society) and (the music apreciation society) we put on several stage plays, and was succesfull with the inmates. And I got an occasional sexual relief job under the stage table?.
    135. I also set up a good bussiness in there thanks to my old hippy pal Donovan remember his hit song (mellow yellow) ? Well I convinced the inmates that my concoction of dried banana skin and moscada nut was a stoner as recomended by donovan.bussiness in nick was good.
    136. whilst I was employed as day charter boat at thev island called Contadora in the perlas arquepeligo I sailed the nude cruise for ro9mantics every thursday night .
    137. the 13 year old daughter of the grimaldis of monaco was brougt on board in a sailbag, and she sailed with us to make a documentary film in,  sicilly, her l.s.d. Taking and horrorfull trips put me off kids.but next trip with her 16 year old sister delivered to us by mummy made it better.
    138. it is an interesting fact that in September 2007 I was voted as the world top crazyiest ecologist that is by (earth magazine brasil) in fact I have done moe than any other in brasil as I can see the whole world, to personally ?, financed solely by me to denounce , in press and tv the ecological seacide and rivercide for instance in brasil I taught the children to scream eek eek eco crime every time they saw a tree being cut down or a donkey being whipped etc etc.
    139. My ex street tradeing aprentice, and disc jockey for a year at my Victoria club in Sao Paulo brasil (incidentally I had ,000 members that club. (Steven Grotty) now lives with keith richards, and ime told is courting (mariane faithfull. Well a few months ago he got shot into th stomache with the bullit exiting his bum.Steve also plays guitar with the stones, he started with me at the age of 14 when I had a club (catacombs coffee club preston).
    140. In 1969 I started and ran succesfully a tattoo removing business, I learned whilst in japan how to take off tatoos with certain liquids, so my chemist friend in blackpool made up the concoction for me, I not only sold my product around thje tatoo shops, but also sold by mail order mainly advertiseing in the magazine (health and effiecency) also in mirror newspaper, when the nhs  british guvernment found out of my success they stopped my adverts, and threatened to charge me for doing surgery without a licence etc etc.
    141. i visited the last tribe of the tupan guarny whilst in venezuela, the only way to get to them was by small aircraft. The only aircraft was owned by a profesional boxer (on run from the law in brasil for he had thrown his 17 year old maid out of his 14 story flat in bahia bradsil.he took me and my akita dog (kellyseye) in his 4 seater cesna , to his jungle farm, on arrival we visited the last 30 or so indians, and even as they listened to my sorrowfull chat about there rights (the jungle around us burned, for the boxer was in process of burning them out, as is normal there. He had imported an enourmess bull from which he intended to produce thousands of those  alian cows , out of ecological balance crime. On our way back to caracas he flew our small plane io a screw descent then swerved under the river bridge whilst the plane was upside down, I later learned tgat hi prostitute girlfriend removed a screw, so next time he showed off retuning in the screw he got screwed forever deaded dead and in river bits. 
    142. The year 1975 I started to manufacture waterbeds in sao Paulo brasil to sell in my headstore bouitique  (freedom a revolutionary eyeopening first off store, my main customers were the large army of prostitutes, that all lived in an enourmous block of flats called (treme treme) because it was a true fact that on a  busy night the whole building trembled with thousands of sexual movements.
    143. after I had sold several hundred beds, there was the carn ival week, and apparently the city was full of first grade cocaine, well most beds burst under the pressure, and the various liftshafts turnedinto waterfalls.
    144. in the 60s in liverpool I opened a coffee club in Wallasey with my polish milkman.i then   decorated the (witches cauldron club) and passed the opening night there with (rory storm and rthe hurricanes))) featuring (ringo star on drums.i then left liverpool to open anoher club in wigan and rochdale. On return to withches cauldron weeks later I was refused entry , till I bust the door down, it seems my partner had conned me and sold out to return to poland.
    145. in brasil  made so much money with my bussinesses that I had to devise a way to smuggle out the money to build my trimaran survival, so I bought pure gold from the prospecters and then made one kilo chains for my boys to wear as they moved my money out. As they travelled they simply pliered off a link as nessecary to there expenses, 
    146. In 1976 I opened brasils first sex shop named (fertility) I decporated the ever changing window with a beuatifull top model female and even sometimes male, I mounted them sitting on what looked like a garden swing (but) it was a canvas seat with an ivory ring in the centre hole (I called my exotic sexual satisfying seat the propeller seat of satisfaction, as the male would lie naked on the cushions below the harness, then slowly as it spun the girl lowered herself by pulleys onto the erect penis below (to enter and be spun into extasy.
    147. in 1968 I got the job on a greek tourist liner called (the monteumba of the greek line aznar)i showed my friends professional coloured photos as my reference work, after we left the docks I was showed to my top deck (next door to the discoteque cabin wherein the bottom bunk of the two storey beds was a large drum dryer, to dry the photos I was told to take develop and sell, and I had half an hour to be at the captains table in my long tailed tuxedo, n carrying two very heavy sun gun flashes, and two solid stainless steel cameras, the film was in a locker that could not be opened with the normal light on only with a special dim amber light) I did not know how to load the film off the roll into the cameras nor did I know how to read the greek instructions on the drums of developeing fluids, on top of that we ere in a storm as soon as we left the port. An hour later I started my photographing of the greek captains guests, well the spirits certainly stepped in again becuse when I developed my film, the came out in sepia by fluke  a success. 
    148. i visited three holes in the earth, two blue, in the seabed, and one in the mountains of minas gerais brasil, that one was about 25ft across and seemed bottomless for I could not hear a stone I threw down land, the hole was alive with parrots, and other birds, I decended 200ft on a rope but saw only many birdsnests. The other blue holes are in the reefs of the central americancoast, it took me days to actually navigate my trimaran through the complicated reef structure protecting the biggest hole which was also about 25ft across.to get in I sat on top of my 55ft high mast, and steered with my hand held electrical  automatick pilot control, the water beow was as clear as non existant, sadly I witnessed the eco crime created by my predesesor  (jaques costeu) obviously he had dynamited a channel through the protective milleaner reef to allow his vessel (the calypso .to enter, and film.the third blue hole was a little smaller about 12ft across, and it had a wreck of a metal vessel nearby.
    149. once whilst diveing for dinner, and searching for the lead box coffin of captan drake,plus coral colecting. I was off the panamanian coast, anchored in portobello bay.i left mothership survival and took off in my fibrglass skiff
      near the small island atol known as (drake island) I put on my flippers n mask, strapped my diveknife to my bottom leg, then inadvertantly tied an old mesh orange sack around my waist. The waer was clear so in I jumped, leaving the dinghy to float on its own . About 24 foot down in the depths of that warm water, I saw a coral bush n without thinking I pried it out with my knife.n deposited in orange sack, then up to surface for a mouthull of air, passing a large flatfish on my way up, I quickly decended again with my catapolt spear sling (note non trigger system hunting weapon made by me to give fish a fairer chance.bam whack (got it) but after putting in sack with coral a 9ftish blcktipped shark took a bite at sack, on realiseing I was on the other end of sack ,sharkypoo panicked n took a dive thus pulling me down into the depths backwards, just before I passed out I managed to cut the cord around my waist, next day three miles out at sea, on our voyage to the pacific ocean we retrieved the,bloated dead shark with the sack still stuck in his teeth, apparently he could not go through the water fast enoug to fill his gills with oxygen,
    150. stethen Peck wrote to say he was going to produce a film with survival.
    151. frederico de laurentis , visited me in London to discuss film project called (the quest of survival) . But unfortunately he died soon after.
    152. jon voight, redcrow ie floyd patterson and many other well known artistes were well and truly pissed off, when they realised that all the money raised on that charity night (with the launching of the new film Raoni) with marlon brando as narrater the filmshow for, (tribal life fund,) organised by (jeanne pierre dutileux) at (the chinese mans theatre) in hollywood money never reached its promised in posters destination (the tribal life fund) but it is a fact that j.p.dut did a runner. I was made aware of this in letter form/   
      tribal life fund President   (alexis de villar) wrote a letter of which I sent (Sting a copy) before he let jeanne pierre dutileux be President (rainforest foundation) the letter states he has spent years of hard work to make an organisation like tribal life fund , and now he is  devastated.
    153. quote from tribal life fund to  (jeanne pierre dutileux) (I would rather see the (tribal life fund) closed , than in the hands of uncontrolled, radical, indian movements , dubious  underworld groups, hungrpower politicians, profit makeing corporations or film companies, and individuals full of power , greed and selfishness.i created the (tribal life fund )to be an honest nonprofit, non political non religious organisation , and to be a model of its kind . And it will be if you resign from it  signed alexis de vilar ) President general secretary.representing (the group Paul emile victor.
    154. little tin gods I call en? Theyre usually in power  somewhere, n especially those so called paradisical tropical ones where it really gets to hot to dress up to go ashore. Our arrival (that is my beuatyifull well known 18 year old japanese  girlfriend  model , to the english dominated islands known as the british tortolas, we had been anchored of the unusually  extreemly gorgeous  bouldary white beached island known as (virgin  gorda)  our nerighbours the other cruisers had killed and barbecued a boar and we partied for days with all needed and liked. When tambitinpushitin, and I arrived aboard survival to the oily polluted bay of the capital island tortola, I decided to put my canga in a plastic bag , and swim       ashore to check in rather than go into the oily port, and risk getting grease all over the trimaran .once ashore I wrapped my flower patterned canga around my waist an d knocked on the official looking door of (the port captain) on seeing me in a canga he ordered my immediate arrest,
    155. the 6 armed soldiers escorted me at gunpoint to a  gunboat and set off to pull survival into the stinky port. Where they tied us alongside a warship, so with all the crew looking down and jeering we  wer5e confined to seperate cabins, tambi was locked in the stern cabin and me in the front cabin, hours passed as they searched every nook , and cranny. Hours later they opened my door and told me that I was going to be charged with possesion of drugs, they had tested all the medicine bottles in my first aid cabinet, and apparently the bottles of teeth pain killers had proved positve to haveing traces of cocaine in it. Well next day (and one night of being locked in, I contacted the local press, and showed them proof that I work in the amazon villages , and that I am entitled to legally transport medicines to the indians. After they verified the fact that (procaine  does contain cocaine) as does several cures, and it is not against the law. The ex slave tin god had had revenge at my apparent freedom to wear a canga.
    156. over the 30 years I have lived aboard survival, I have travelled over ( in distance) over the water  equal to 4 times around the world, I have well over 30 hours of interviews, on tv and radio, plus numerous press and magazine storeys (many I have written myself like the (black christ story) and the lobster fishermen first published in the carribeanh islands magazine called (compass) plus all at sea story (man with a message)  in my survivals visiters books I have over 60 ooo names  esses , photos, and pieces of hair to represent there alliance with our seacide stoppit work, and the amerindian floating museum survival has opened itself to many hundreds of school children around the world,
    157. I have many letters from guvernments, representatives of orgs,foundations, schools, marinas,etc etc, and numerous recomendatiuons for the u.n global 5oo award, and in september 2007 I was chosen above all other present eco activists as the craziest ecologist in the world by (the earth magazine of brasil s.a.
    158. when we made the Raoni, I financed and took the camera equipment by road at my lifes risk (in the start of the brasilian rainy season, floods, washed out roads etc etc, when the film came out in cannes, I was astounded not to see my name as the producer I really was, but jpdut is french, cannes is in france, his friends in films all french? When I complained I was told that the brassilian guvernment only allowed 0ne englisman, one frenchman and one brasilian to enter into the brasilian gramado film festival where film won kikito brasils oscar,and if I made waves vfilm would lose premium and not enter cannes fest so thats why I shut up,
    159. after opening my first pub, club, and music ) hall in sao Paulo brasil, the other night life p-laces -ie brothels,told the police to close me down (as money is the law in brasil I was closed for one night that is untill my friend  (pele the famous football player got in touch with the top brass in the guvernment, from there onwards I was supplied with my own privates police guards. Pele, was introduced to me by my japanese girlfriend mum.who later became my partner in the victoria club.
    160. as I had a shop in bibas ex store turned into small shop arcade, and as I supplied several shops in the kensington market I often encountered and inter reacted with (freddy mercury) in fact he asked me to be his personal manager as he also sold womens clothes off a rail at kensingtons market entrance, after he became famous, and I returned to London to help edit our film (ind ians), (freddy mercury and I sometimes met late at night in mackdonalds on kensington high street, it was tyere where he came for his supper, and to meet his lovers.
    161. recently I had an email from (mark zeller) who used to write for rolling stone mag, and now is the administrator of (feedback@rainforest foundation   he told me that the last documentary about tribes that (jeanne pierre dutileux )made was said to have actors as indians that j.p.dut was putting across as first contact with them (indians).
    162. at my comunal home in the 60s in Golders Green we were often visited in the middle of the night by by a certain (dr John the night tripper) some of the people in our commune ie now dead John Bradshaw called on the doctor to give him a fix. Dr John spent his nights waiting for calls at the coffee house off Piccadilly, I often conversed with him there.
    163. Jimi Hendrix was another street friend at that time, in fact I followed him to Sweden in my volkswagon van to sell my peace signs.
    164. Guy Bracewell Smith the owner of the big old famous hotel just near the hilton maybe its park lane hotel? Well guy stayed aboard survival in the pacific side of panama, jpdut, shared certain passtimes together in the island hotel where guy had a suite (the contadora hotel was also known for the persian shas stay when he was forced into exile.  Survival was the day charter boat there.  When in London a year later guy called to invite me to his suite at his hotel, on arrival my chinese girlfriend (luz wong) and I were wined n dined by guy,and his hotel manager in the top floor suite, then I took guy to visit some of my street tradeing friends, on return to hotel guy was out of his mind on certain stuff, as he cried like a baby he told me how jpdut was blackmailing him, into giveing money to produce a film, he even took us up onto the hotel roof  and said he was thinking of ending it all by jumping, after carming him down we all went to bed together in same large bed. Time later I recieved a call from my pal the owner of a well known flight information company (tony white) was before he went into the travel bussiness my partner in street photography ) smudgers) tony eventually owned panam airline, a small 9 plane company that specialised in flights to (the san blas islands) . Tony also lobied Stings rainforest ball at the hilton hotel with me (an early morning photo of me being moved on by the police was published in the independant newspaper (I have a copy still) I find it extyreemly strange that in the next issue the photo and caption (clive kelly being evicted from Stings ball etc etc. 
    165. when in about 1988 I was climbing the table top mountain at the most beuatifull place I know in the roncador mountains of south brasil, I attended a music festival in the mountain top town called (chapada de guemaraes) jimmys hat in english.i went clmbing with a well known birdlike female singer called (tete  spindola) my old friend from freedom days, we swam naked together in the waterfalls, and she sang at the festival, tete has a recording issued wherein she copies all the brasilian birds in song.
    166. chapada de guemaraes is famous for its hundreds of waterfalls, and the fact that if you go down into the deep caves you can hear the snoreing (but I believe its under wated waves from the sea?ime told that sometimes the magnetism is so strong going up the mountainous road that cars have been known to stop seized up by the pull of powerfull undergrouns electricity?.
    167. it is here in chapada that I want (the rolling stones) to pay me the show they owe me, on the mirante mountaintop where one can see the most incredible 0% view? soon I hope.
    168. whilst in the forest at (chapada de guemaraes)i was swimming under a waterfall when I bumped into another naked man, a bororo amazonian indian, we made friends and so I accompanied him to his tapira or occa, a roundhose made from piacava or long cut jungle grass,in the distance we could hear females crying, he told me that they were girls from the citys that came vto him for cures from there new contacted illnesses? he said most had the new whitemans virus aids, after he left me in the hammock in his abode , he administered his medicinal herbal cures and the crying stopped. together he and I took the sacred female vine drink called by his people (sta daime) or hyuaska) as we lay in our hammocks my senses hieghtened, and I was amazed at the sounds of the talking ants outside and even long distances away, my jungle perception opened with my increased perception.
    169. i have been mugged, or held up and robbed , and ambushed and robbed, even snach n grabbed, heres some examples, whilst walking the dangerous streets of colon panama, my chines panamanian girlfriend and I were wandering around hand ,in hand, in my trouser pocket I had a ciggy packet with only one cigarrette left in it, suddenly out of the night a man stuck his hand into my trouser pocket, i reacted b y turning and grabbing his hand, but he hit me in the face with his free hand , whereupon I kicked him, he then fell backwards ripping off the trouser leg with the ciggy pocket, and off into a nearby slum building, up the rickety stairs he ran , with me and my bare leg n mickey a swinging freely , on the third floor I heard a shuffle behind a door so kicked it open to see a big fat amazed face of a man on the loo, he roared someting I did not understand then suddenly  many doors opened, and I was surrounded by a mob, thanks to the quick action of luz wong, phoneing the police I was saved from a lynching, .
    170. in the frontier town called co0rumba in brasil, I was returning to survival in my combi van. the rivercide road that led to the frontier with bolivia, had a hill, as I turned the top of the hill I was confronted by a large tree laying across the road so I emergency braked, then I saw in my rear view mirror a gang of children, some girls, and some kids about 13 years old or so?they were rolling stones across the track behind the van so I could not  backup, now I am street wise enough to know I was in the throws of an ambush, to rob me , my self saveing reaction was to open my vandoor, fall out sideways, onto the mud, at the same time laughing, and screaming (hy friends ive come to score, and get stoned with you, look ive brought some cash, whos going to get the beers?.well that stopped them in there tracks, as there knife weilding positions took on a more (lets say ile go attitude. after us all siting on the log getting wrecked by crack which we smoked in pipes made from bent coca cola tins, the mornin beer and the other stuff, plus being screwed in the back of the van by a lassie of a younger age was my way of being around still, to tell this true story (if you cant beat em join  em, is my salvation motto.
    171. recently i was returning to survival in my volkswagon beatle car, when I braked for another fallen tree, but this was in bahia brasil, I had been invited to a macumba spiritual meeting at the local village centre hall, the mama and papa drums played as we (women, children, and p[eople of all ages, and colours danced n swayed, as the spirits of the forests, waters,animals , and the dead relatives returned into our bodies through the power of the macumba drums. the Chief or (pae de santo) took on the spirit of a very old man, whilst others took on the spirits of chained slaves limping, falling about ,and crying, the pae de santo screamed out to me that I was , (pena cincenta) or in english greyfeather the reincarnated indian not black, and not white. because of this he took me into the alter room, wherec we both smoked the powerfull baccy, in cigar form, then we both offered the cigar to the spirit called  tupan)))))))))))))))))))))))                                                the spirit actually puffed on the cigar and blew  out the smoke? (probably a trick caused by a hidden pump?as I was stupid enough to go there wearing my (rolex oyster watch)  the ambush was laid and the log dragged across my road to survival.on seeing  the tree I braked, and was instantly assailed by two masked figures ,one each side, my windows were as allways open, the one on my side stuck a rifle into my temples, as the other jumped into my passenger seat weilding a large revolver,without even thinking I automatically grabbed at the barrel of the rifle, it was obvious that whoever was holding it was either a child or a very light person, I twisted the gun as he or she fell backwards, then wack n stars, I was pistol whipped.on gaining conciousness I found myself injured,n bloodied. after visiting the local police station and finding out that the policeman on duty did not even know how to write my name on the report sheet, I decided it was time to spliut the scene.without my donated time piece. well I thougt as I pulled up the sails , and they filled with wind to carry me onwards (the spirits gave me the watch n now theyve taken the responsibility of ownership from me.) wat a relief).
    172. in the mexican islands I took day charterers  to dive into ( the caves of the sleeping sharks.
    173. j.p.dut sent a professional captain  called bill span to panama to help me sail  to cancun,where I was to star in a film produced by the publisher (Peter Miller) the owner of lion publishing company in newy ork (note- Peter  Miller had previously sailed with me aboard survival. (Steven Peck) the son of gregory was also supposed to be a producer. the films name was to be (moon goddess) in fact jpdut had in fact sent the script to me,and in panama city along with the organiser of the panamanian film festival) (j.p.dut and  had allready held filom tests with many panamanian actors, includeing my very own girfriend (tania nomura) the model , and daughter of a brasilian known politician.
    174. j.p.dut sent his friend the well known american captain ) bill span) to help me sail survival to can cun in mexico (bill had with him the script for the film project (moon godess to be shot in cancun at a lower cost, the producers of the film were (Peter Miller) publisher, and geo of (lion publishing company new york) peyer had previously sailed with me so ni nhad made custom jewelry for him, the other producer was gregorys son (stephen Peck.
    175. on arrival to can cun, after a weeks sail, and many happenings (to be later related) I swam over to another large passenger full trimaran the captain, an old friend told me of the hotel owners (along with the customs and exises latest scam (they get the captain of the new trimaran to take out a boat full of paying charter passengers, then the cuistoms arrest them for illegally working in there waters, the captain disapears into a mexican prison and the trimaran stays to continue earning fortunes . it weas j.p.duts plan to get survival off me this way, and stop me asking him why I was not getting my dues for films I produced.
    176. I have just remembered that the story of our arrival, and that j.p.dut gave an interview on his own, away from survivval to the panamanian press, wherein he says the boat survival is his,m and I am his captain. he also goes onto say that he is in panama to make another feature film, ie (moongoddes. the film was to be shot aboard my boat survival , and I was to be employed as ( captain jack lasiter) in the film in the newspaper story it shows photos of jpdut , jeremy irens, and I think Johnny depp etc etc) it was a full page feature story, with about 6 photos of the dstars which j/p/dut was contracting for said film, thats why the organiser whos name I will reme,ber in dfue course got involved . aftert jpdut left panama the organiser  (chevvy) now I just remembered his name, dined me at his hotel, and asked me to help him contact j/p.dut as he owed chevvy money (just another one? but this can be proven by contacting panama press, and the tequila company plus hotel owner.   
    177. in the 80s I and survival visited (Steven Grotty ) my ex disc jocky, and street trader friend in antiqua, I had left him on that carribean island a few years before, because I had introduced him to (english harbour antiqua bossman desmond nicolsons baby sitter (karen)before leaving them to get married,we designed, and planned there breadwinner to be  the famous (  pizzas in paradise) a bar, that made veggy pizzas, and plated good music situated at the entrance to english harbour.
    178. Steve told me that George Martin (the Beatles recorder) had started a international recording studio on the next island, and that donovan had been staying with him, as he was recording at Georges studios  donovan apparently had left a rememberance message with him for me.next day I met George Martin, as he also had a multihull boat, and we had a few bevvys n reminised on the Beatles days etc etc,
    179. Steven Grotty was also doing session (guitar playing) for George Martin's studios, whist in pizzas in paradise Steven introduced me to (Peter de savory after he witnessed my   successfull way of day chartering the holiday makers, and on sailing with me aboard survival) the worlds   well known yaghtsman,  was in the process of opening a millionaires p-layground (the club st james hotel) . after Peter sailed with me he offered me the rights to do be the charter boat at his ( club st james. where I sailed all top fatcats.
    180. whilst I was chartering at the st james, the hollywoodian film team that was there to film the serial (how the rich and famous live)contracted me , and j.p.dut, as director, to shoot a tv serial for us tv (called ( captain kellys sailing tips,) there was problems on the starting day of the shoot, when I saw all the profesional mm cameras, booms etc etc, i demamnded a contract before going any further, at seeing that, my chinese girlfriend (luz wong) also demanded hers, well j.p.dut tried as could to persuade us otherwise but we were adamant , then they went to draw up a cpontract giveing me vrights b but on arrival with contract j.p.dut pretended hede accidentally had it blown out of his hands,  again the argument (mcome on kelly its coSting a fortune every minute to have all this equipment6 and crew, but again I r5efused, until I got the contract I wanted. eventually it was signed by the President (william e cameron) the President of (whitefeather productions) 116 south labrear ave los angeles california 900, they shot three serials of me sailing, pulling pm anchor, doing scrimshaw as a way of surviving at sea, I also showed how to make jewelry , and luz wong showed how she did foot reflexology to earn cash as we travel. t6he three parts were taken to hollywood, and a few weeks later I rewcieved the copys of the films in video form. . I still have these films, thyey are brilliant, and wouod have been a great su8ccess if j.p.dut had not  spoilt the movement.
    181. when j. p.dut and the whitefeather productions film team left so did luz wong, j.p.dut had taken her telling her he would make her into a big movie star but in fact she became his baby sitter for the few weeks she stayed at his mullholland mansion.
    182. then a few weeks later she phoned me from  drummer with the police group fronted by Sting, apparently j.p.dut had sent her there jpd had been makeing a docuentary about the police, and co produceing a record does quadrofenia or similar ring a bell. ?
    183. at the end of Allan Williams book (the man who gave away the Beatles, he says George Harrison gave him na box of rubies, well it was me not George.
    184. 1969 Anna , and I lived in sydenham with the band called (the purple haze) formerly (little free rock,. there guitarist and lead songer (Peter illingworth was the one that drove me around england when I was buying up all the charlie chaplin cameras, Paul varley ex puppits and arrows started his drumming career as waiter in my catacombs preston club,. Paul w3as found a couple of years ago inj a dru8ggy drunken stupor in a derelict californian house by my ex (anulka djuibinski)apparently the only possesion he had was an old photo of himself in the little free rock band?. anulka cleaned him up and put him on a ploane back to uk,
    185. I visited him in the halfway house (a rehab house in vauxhall rd London, then a week later he visited me at my London flat,he was obviously still on crack, and meths, because the smell of his rotting body, plus the stink of pure methulated spirits, was unbearable, we sat in front of the open sundrenched window but bi ncould not control my retching, at that putrid smell,i had to excuse myself , saying I was sick from eating a bad porkpie, but the conversation continued  (me in the back bedroom ,and he in the front room. before he left I took the last photo of him sitting in the sunlight with that big red nose,
    186. a couple of weeks later I read that Paul had died in his sleep- at the rehab centre.
    187. whist editing our first film (indians) a 90 minute doc about our first contact with Chief Raoni , and all the other xingu tribes, and there cultures.our flat in kensington, was where the group , soon to be hawkwind visited us for partys, jeanne pierr dutileux , brought us a wonderfull cook, (kim purdy)she was only 14 then, ans enjoyed growing up with us all, in fact I remember takeing her to woolworths a\t the age of 15?? (she got a job there with a horroscope reader (kim is John Lewis's, wifes sister.
    188. I have varied photos of kim, ie cooking in her birthday ?suit , with naked j.p.dut grabbing her from behind etc etc, also photos of j.p.duits parents and her in opur flat, etc etc, plus many shots of her in knickers n bra in fields, and country etyc.
    189. met Fidel Castro's son and che guevaras sister,
    190. awarder premium in argentina,
    191. megarons live under amazonian rivers.
    192. introduced windsurfers to brasil.
    193. sold my scrimshaw to russian oligart.
    194. made exhibitions in usa porto rico and Miami without entry visa or permission.
    195. survived the hurricane that sank two boats as I watched killing, three on the cargo boat and 11 on the trawler.
    196. thousands of ham radio operaters clap as I enter miame port, after surviving hurricane.
    197. I refused to jump over board as ordered by us coastguard plane.
    198. elton Johns invite to his house.
    199. i bought a zombi boy in haiti.
    200. bob wooler stamped out at frankies because I w ould not drink his wine.
    201. allan williams ended up in scotland after eating hashish on return train to liverpool.
    202. visited la office of miles copeland .
    203. Killler boxers name (otto willis jordan) killed in a  screw dive, tail screw removed by his cf.
    204. allan williams and lord woodbine , invited me to join em makeing bagatell games in allans georgian liverpool house.
    205. kinks visited me.
    206. dave berry dropped by.
    207. scarred with a dogfish teeth comb, initiated to be an indian.
    208. kim nwrote (river island bombing story for me, John liked it).
    209. river islands appear n disapear.
    210. charlie John Lewis's brasilian carer had to hold the spliffs to Johns mouth as he was paralised, so did kim.
    211. i tried to get John Lewis to use my jungle and river island photos in his shops decoration but he showed me aircraft photos as preference he said (now I know why) its my name.
    212. i collected funds for survival international by selling jewelry for them at rock and roll festivals.
    213. delivered films for survival international
    214. met Fidel Castro's son and dined with che guevaras sister.16 - introdiced wind surf to brasil.
    215. megarons live under water in xingu .
    216. stayed alive singing Hari Krishna with Raoni.
    217. had my blackchrist story published in compass.
    218. as we were warned by the upriver tribes not to go downriver as the big blackindians that lived there were dangerous, and canibals still.
    219. apparently , two whites had recently been beheaded by (thye txucaramae) black indians, and there heads had been left on stakes on the village perimeter.
    220. I  later found out from my new friend , that those two whites were killed because they tried to rape an indian girl.
    221. As I was so accustomed to hearing every hour (Hari Krishna hari rama)from my fifth floor apartment window as the krishn a worshippers led there new followers back down shaftesbury avenue to there temple in the west end given to themb y george harrison.
    222. I devised the plan to sing Hari Krishna, in our canoe on way down river, so as too show we were not secretive, but musical.
    223. music is the peacemakeing way of all good people.
    224. as we journeyed for 10 days downriver we sang, and from the shore we got choros.
    225. the villages we passed en route sang along, as we sailed along there shoreline.
    226. after a few days the villages were singing to us as we passed.
    227. on arrival to the dangerous black indians village, the biggest lip disc wearing black indian  stepped forward, and started to saing Hari Krishna, and we sang along with our new friends.
    228. j.p.dut would not have got into xingu if he had not conived with the corrupt then President of funai (juca romero)
    229. Raoni would not have let them film if I had not been there .
    230. later the indians surrounded funai in an attenpt to kill (juca romero) this was in all brasilian press.
    231. i first met ? (harvey goldsmith at his saturday promotions at crystal palace
    232. I sold peace signs , insence, etc etc at  harveys gigs.
    233. only my competitor paid harvey goldsmith for rights to sell.
    234. I pirated every show harvey goldsmith promoted.
    235. i visited the xikon pygmy indians by swimming down river with mask , and flippers on.
    236. as I swam I saw under me piranhas fish.
    237. as I swam I found a collection of old axes .
    238. i also found a stone carved frog.the Chief of the Xikon was amazed at my arrival, so became good friend.
    239. on returning to the village of the kamiura, I donned my rubber bulldog mask  (note- an animal never seen before by indians there.
    240. as the men sat in there  canoes fishing in the middle of the river, I swam under them with mask on, then suddenly appeared by there vessels, the men screamed in fear, and paddled away as fast as possible.
    241. Chief Raoni used my bulldog mask to chase children around the village.
    242. I had with me a small generator , at midnight I would have open air film shows, showing films we had made in there villages many years before.
    243. we ate a live insect evbery day.
    244. even on my boat I ate a live insect (a peanut eating beetle) which I kept in a bottle, and only fed peanuts.
    245. the peanut beatle was equivalent to a protien pill.
    246. I visited a tribe in mato grosso do sul, that was haveing suicides by children on a regular basis.
    247. I informed survival international of the suicides, they replied by letter, saying they would put it on there priority list?.
    248. on investigateing the suicides I discovered it was because missionaries were messing with there spiritual beliefs therefore leaving them empty, and in fear.
    249. I also discovered because I took a hindi doctor to help them that they spoke the gujurati words (proof beyond doubt that the  hindis were in south america first.
    250. along the coast I photoed runas, or stone scrathcings in the cliffs, which show distinct chinese symbols.
    251. the kaiawa, indians  use  a real crystal wand, or about 5 inch long crystal Rod , in a hole under there chin.
    252. the kaiawa visit there spirits by chanting, as tghey shake marracas filled with the dried bones in small pieces of there dead.
    253. I was given a maracca by there Chief.
    254. the cuna (san blas indians) allowed one of their 6 islands to be usedas a foriegn chuirchbase. consequently 7 denominations built seven different churches on that coral atol, the size of ab out 4 football pitches
    255. I visited the White House - President Nixon's copy in the bahamas islands, I have photos to prove all I say.
    256. President Nixon visited survival .
    257. Nixon secret stash of the white powder was as big as a double decker bus.
    258. President Nixon's Chief of police.
       on the island was also his personal bodyguard, and the father of the cigarette speedboat  driver called (snake).
    259. Snake could drive the cigarette loaded with Nixons cargo of white stuff, so fast that the us coastguard could not get near him
    260. Snake would jump the reef at amazing speeds, he analyzed the exact time of a breaking over the reef wave, and rode it.
    261. Snake was in and out of the Miami waterways before anybody knew.
    262. Nixons man Snake strapped himselfto a support  standing up,so he would not break bones, at the speed he hit waves.
    263. snake and frankie sang (who put pepper in the vaseline for me
    264. my farm in rio de janiero was named Strawberry Fields and my farmhouse had a river running through the sitting room. I buried many one kilo bars of gold some under the waterfall at my farm in rio.
    265. I had sex in Fiji at 19.
    266. had sex in Sudan at 19.
    267. I had a bufallo.
    268. fishing from bed was a norm in 1974
    269. in xingu a young girl (about twelve years of age) wanted to see my parrot?. I did not privately show her my papagaio (parrot).
    270. anulka went for a night country drive in freddys jag he did not take the dreamers with them.
    271. as a child I had a pet goose called (emily) she followed me to school, n got runover.
    272. when I was 18 I owned a boat in partnerchip with Rod Roberts. We called it the palace of love n lust.
    273. we would reward young lovers by sailing them to radio caroline. Caroline  was our hero .
    274. In surinam a friend fell into the paramaribo river, by the time we fouynd him , next day his fingers , and toes had been eaten off, and hios eyes gone , by piranhas.
    275. as we were warned by the upriver tribes not to go downriver as the big blackindians that lived there were dangerous, and canibals still.
    276. apparently , two whites had recently been beheaded by < thye txucaramae> black indians, and there heads had been left on stakes on the village perimeter.
    277. I  later found out from my new friend , that those two whites were killed because they tried to rape an indian girl.
    278. as I was so accustomed to hearing every hour < hari krishna hari rama>from my fifth floor apartment window as the krishn a worshippers led there new followers back down shaftesbury avenue to there temple in the west end given to themb y george harrison.
    279. I devised the plan to sing hari krishna, in our canoe on way down river, so as too show we were not secretive, but musical.
    280. music is the peacemakeing way of all good people.
    281. as we journeyed for 10 days downriver we sang, and from the shore we got choros.
    282. the villages we passed en route sang along, as we sailed along there shoreline.
    283. after a few days the villages were singing to us as we passed.
    284. on arrival to the dangerous black indians village, the biggest lip disc wearing black indian  stepped forward, and started to saing hari krishna, and we sang along with our new friends.
    285. j.p.dut would not have got into xingu if he had not conived with the corrupt then president of funai < juca romero>
    286. raoni would not have let them film if I had not been there .
    287. later the indians surrounded funai in an attenpt to kill < juca romero> this was in all brasilian press.
    288. i first met ?< harvey goldsmith at his saturday promotions at crystal palace
    289. I sold peace signs , insence, etc etc at  harveys gigs.
    290. only my competitor paid harvey goldsmith for rights to sell.
    291. I pirated every show harvey goldsmith promoted.
    292. i visited the xikon pygmy indians by swimming down river with mask , and flippers on.
    293. as I swam I saw under me piranhas fish. As I swam I found a collection of old axes .
    294. I also found a stone carved frog.the chief of the xikon was amazed at my arrival, so became good friend.
    295. on returning to the village of the kamiura, I donned my rubber bulldog mask < note- an animal never seen before by indians there.
    296. as the men sat in there  canoes fishing in the middle of the river, I swam under them with mask on, then suddenly appeared by there vessels, the men screamed in fear, and paddled away as fast as possible.
    297. chief raoni used my bulldog mask to chase children around the village.
    298. I had with me a small generator , at midnight I would have open air film shows, showing films we had made in there villages many years before.
    299. we ate a live insect evbery day.
    300. even on my boat I ate a live insect< a peanut eating beetle> which I kept in a bottle, and only fed peanuts.
    301. the peanut beatle was equivalent to a protien pill.
    302. I visited a tribe in mato grosso do sul, that was haveing suicides by children on a regular basis.
    303. i iformed survival international of the suicides, they replied by letter, saying they would put it on there priority list?.
    304. on investigateing the suicides I discovered it was because missionaries were messing with there spiritual beliefs therefore leaving them empty, and in fear.
    305. i also discovered because I took a hindi doctor to help them that they spoke the gujurati words< proof beyond doubt that the  hindis were in south america first.
    306. along the coast I photoed runas, or stone scrathcings in the cliffs, which show distinct chinese symbols.
    307. the kaiawa, indians  use  a real crystal wand, or about 5 inch long crystal rod , in a hole under there chin.
    308. the kaiawa visit there spirits by chanting, as tghey shake marracas filled with the dried bones in small pieces of there dead.
    309. I was given a maracca by there chief.
    310. the cuna < san blas indians> allowed one of there 6 islands to be usedas a foriegn chuirchbase. consequently 7 denominations built seven different churches on that coral atol, the size of ab out 4 football pitches
    311. I lived in a japanese house, as one of the familly we all sat in bath together includeing grandad n mum, plus tambitin and her mum and dad.
    312. in paraiba brasil I built a house with hanging gardens, and the septic tank, all out of used tyre.
      i also built a school from 700 coconut trees,felled to make way for sugar cane destructional farm.
    313. the potiguara indians told me that before the missionaries arrived they had to use a lantern to enter the jungle dureing the day.
    314. the jungle was so thick.
    315. the missionaries had the indians fell the trees so they could then plant sugar cane  to manufacture rum, and wines for the religious ceremonys?
    316. potiguara means < shrimpeater> they were not meateaters of red meat..
    317. when I visited there village there was not a single tree in sight, they all had been burnt.
    318. the potoguaras are now liveing in p[lastic  houses.
    319. all the water in the sea, and river near there village is polluted by civilisation.
    320. religions destroy understanding?.
    321. when they celebrated the big new bridge across the paramaribo river on into the amazon, I became so unpopular I was beaten up, because I told the crowd that it was a bridge to destruction.
    322. of course it is, you see now t< alian invaders> ie civilizados> can now get in to kill all the animals, and cut down the trees easier.
    323. even here where I now live in lancashire uk, I see that ponds are being regularly dinamited, killing all natural millenier life, so that the land owners can fill the ponds with fish of a strange nature , to sell rights for fishermen to kill?.
    324. morecambe bay, last july I photographed billions of dead crabs.
    325. the dead crabs, and seabirds etc etc were poisoned by the sheep farmers.
    326. those farmers reclaimed seashore to farm sheep, so to get rid of ragwort, and other weeds tgey sprayed with herbicide?
    327. unless a  new awareness conception, as to why what and whrefore wele all go as did the dinasuars.  
    328. lione barts toilet was incredibly impressive it was truly a throne room.
    329. In fact when I asked where loo was he re p-lied < in the throne room.
    330. brian epstien made my breakfast for me himself.
    331. when I visited his chelsea flat , his butler served us a special meal.
    332. my chinese disc jockey died listening to buddy holly on the record, chines boy found days later slumped over two bar electric fire ?< he melted.>
    333. allan williams took me to john lennons trashy ,dirtyflat to show me how dirty he was.
    334. paul macartney coped for my girlfriend at a lunchtime session.
    335. brian  eppy and I had some things in common< his brother was called clive.
    336. bob wooler gave me a photo of the beatles when I visited him, when he was staying at < allan williams georgian house.
    337. brian often visited us , my ,mum and I at the birkenhead cubiklub, late at night, one time I showed him how to be a dj.
    338. when I say eppys sound system was similar to a jukebox I mean onl;y in as far as the discs, were  picked up and played automatickly , and a big stack could be played without messing with it.
    339. brian drove the ro;;s royce himself ?< no chaufer.
    340. brianj and I were both into acting and drama.
    341. miffy or david john of david john and the mood, oftenj sat in the cubiklub nattering to paull macartney and rory, plus manyb others of fame, miffy can be contacted by phone, as he lives just around the corner ,here in preston.
    342. the roadrunners , played as resident cubiklub band, I was visited by the saxaphone player at my shaftesbury rd flat.
    343. peter illingworth also played inn the mood, miffy has his phone number.
    344. I was backstage in warrington, venue, when miffy refused to go on stage to sing,
    345. both myself, and mick jagger tried very hard to convince miffy to go on before the stones.
    346. i guess thats what finished miffys carrer as a blues singer, you can believe me he was good.< but too moody>.
    347. I worked at the 1970 isle of white festival totally naked for three days, the tv helicopters filmed us
    348. as we < that is my venezuelan amerindian friend, and my girlfriend inga.as we walked along the beach, outside the festival perimeter, the normal holiday makers children threw stones at us, until hugo my indian friend made a warcry .
    349. on arrival after walking, skipping, and dancing our way to the tea bar, where there was about twenty innocent holiday folk waiting in an orderly q we took our turn, as we waited for our turn, the other people just pretended we were dressed?. then as my turn came I ordered three teas please, then the cafe lady phoned, ?within minutes a policeman arrived on his motorcycle, on seeing us he sidled up to me , and whispered now lad just pretend youre fully clothed n oppit fast. we did oppit .
    350. inga is dead now, she went to be a prostitute in miami, she had really big tits, and loved to give head , as she did to nabout thirty of us thay festival< she lived of human vitamins?.
      i smuggled a caravan full of plastic rolls into knebworth festival, my selling pitch as I cut of two yard pieces was < avoid the rain n buy a pain nhalf a crown a tent.
    351. at phun city I sold 50 nail peace sign pendants to police whilst I was tripping on acid.#
      useing a dried cuttle fish I cast solid gold frogs and other zoomorthic animals , which I sold in the pacific islands.
    352. after harpooning that veitnames crazy war veteran off trhe front of his double ender yacht, the cunas stripped his boat, within a couple of hours as I watched, the motor was buried under the school floor, and the mast was erected in the middle of the village with a panama flt at its head.
    353. an eagle killed my parrot on the top of survivals mast.
    354. i found a swallows nest in my sailbag so I put it in the saloon in a lamp heated box, soon o had four swallow chicks that I fed on my daily beatles, when they grew they flew where I sailed to.
    355. in sao paulo brasil I visited all the girlie bars, and presented  the prostitutes with a knecklace.
    356. it was just a normal affair to take groups of such profesional girls with me at weekends, and holidaysto my farm in the rio jungle , the whole day was spent in the waterfalls with my village friends and those incredibly beuatifull liberated young girls.
    357. since arrival in brasil 1972, I find it extreemly hard to be sexually frustrated.
    358. l.s.d therapy as used by < timothy oleary> in the 60s was a good way to clean away the cobwebs of fear created by fearsome folk.
    359. i met his partner in the l.s.dtherapy centre in usa, < tambimutin> is from ceylon, I met him at a bbc party in southbank.
    360. tambimutin taught me the methods of there mental healing p[rocesses.
    361. i personally know the man < shaun jones> th\at calls himself in a press interview for a lancashire newspaper,,. < the dalai lamas chaufer.?
    362. shaun jones did in fact come into my life in 1960, when his father came to visit me at the catacombs club, with a request to not let his brother < paddy jones enter into my clubs.
    363. paddy jones father was the schools profesor.
    364. tambimutin was a ceylonese prince he said.
    365. i advised my friend < tony white>that shaun jones, and his friend < also my friend> peter duce, could handle the selling of all charter flights he had to asia.
    366. both of the friends I advised about the flights became extreemly rich , because of that introduction.
    367. i got sozzled with sid.
    368. I photographed my then girlfriend with sid james, cilla black, and another celeb, in blackpool.
      cilla told me mum on tv that she sang < on mother kellys doorstep free of charge at our cubiklub.
    369. an example of brainwashing>>>>>>>>>>>>>> recently whilst we were exhibiting, at museum stitchly castle in surinam we could not buy any fresh fruit juice? on further investigation we discovered that the ex slave population < a mixture of indian, chines, vietnamese,etc etc, o0nly drank  imported fruit drinks in plastic containers because the ex slave masters had exported all the fruit , and brainwashed the slaves into believing that natural juice was dangerous to health?. < therefor more profit for them.
    370. in the 1980 i9 bought up all the old fairground machines < coin operated> .
    371. the old machines I bought included < the pussy shooter>carousel, fortune telling machines, roll a penny etc etc.
    372. in 1990 I sop;d all fairground machines to mjason in london.
    373. religion seems to wash away independence.
    374. relgion seems to advocate benifits.
    375. before ken, jessica, george and liz left survival in the pacific they tried to convince me I was no good.
    376. the friends that left survival gave me a bath of white floweres in an attempt < they said> to clean my spirit?.
    377. ken bought one kilo of flowering tops best panama red , even though I told him and others to not bring illegal drugs aboard survival.
    378. when I realised that he left one kilo on saloon table, whilst there was a drug searching american boat circling us, I took the bag of dope and rowed with it to a nearby island, where I buried under the most prominent palm tree .
    379. on returning to survival I found a very pissed off ranting moosjaw, or in english < ken maquire> he soon calmed down when I presented him with a treasure map to his stash.
    380. the above reason is why they thought it was a good idea to < white floqwer me?.
    381. my ex crew all returned to live n love in the carribean island of antigua, where they still flourish.
    382. my 1960s aprentice < micheal djuibinsky> became green peaces rep here in north, in blackpool.
    383. fear destroys independance,creating welfare, n benifit dependance.
    384. 4 fear is taught by christian religions.
    385. buddism teaches < we are responsible for all we do and say. buddism teaches us we are to blame, not others.
    386. find truth in yourself,any way you can to get free of following the man that followed the man, that followed enfin  did he know? really?.
    387. if the simba safari park in windsor had not gone into bankrupcy , the amerindians would have had a liveing theme museum created by me .
    388. the kray twins threatened to < tar , and feather me, then crucify me on hampstead heath ah.
      if you think about it you could say I bstarted flower power and the hippy bell craze?.
    389. as a kid I got paint remover from our tip in denton manchester , and poured it across the foxhunting trails.
    390. bill wymans book tells paddys lies.
    391. shaun jones adamantly denies what is written in bill wymans book < he protects his brothers memory.
    392. i asked ken maquire to collect some jewelry I left for sale in a manhatton ny store , it took twenty years for him to return half jewelry to me? and theni had to go to antigua to collect it? some buddist?.
    393. george and I went to peru to buy precolumbian burial beads.
    394. ken went down river for a couple of years.
    395. at cannes film festival in 1977 ken , and I handcuffed, a very exotic yet naked girl to /.
    396. survivals steering wheel for arnies apreciation.
    397. paddy jones became the worlds biggest producer of < hash oil>.
    398. paddys oil was distributed in the sumps of old cars.
    399. paddy was arrested by indian police, when his landrover with hash oil in sump,overturned trapping him under it with hot hash oil pouring out all over him.
    400. paddy made a strange habit of driveing around in a mobile home van with a great big stainless steel crucifix on top.
    401. paddy got his kicks by going into strange pubs, and laceing everybodys drink with l.s.d.
    402. paddy gave a lift to a boy that had invented, and played a mean tune on a bowadjinese a one stringed instrument.
    403. paddy gave boy acid then took him for a swim in an indian river, paddy dived in, the boy followed, and killed himself hitting a rock.
    404. paddy tried to give the kiss of life t that boy, but with l.s.d in the brain, he lost it, and never returned to normality.
    405. paddy died of exertion in hot sun with acid driven motivation of carrying heavy rocks up indian hill. may the great mysterious spirit be kind to his soul.
    406. ken told me he ate 8 johnnys full of dreamdust.
    407. I know the difficulty ken had in rio in that heat of over celcius, you see both his boots n bum was full of stuff?
    408. his plane was cancelled, his hotel closed, so he came to join us on that hot beach, as his boots slowly turned white?.
    409. it was not only sweat that made that ethery smell, n caused his boots to go white it was burst c bags.
    410. years before in london paddy was dateing mandy rice davies, he cleaned his white rolls royce with bom brill, and as they drove around in the rain it slowly turnede brown
    411. jacyara my wife from brasil ,laughs when she or anybody else hurt themselves.
    412. just had a chat on the phone with < keith hartley from blues band of fame n repute, ive arranged to visit him soon.
    413. a mouse is entering my garden and eating the beetroot, ime so against killing it.
    414. .the name of shaun and petes  asian flights company was < reho travel> ring a bell?.
    415. jacy plays a one stringed instrument called a bebimbao.
    416. sometimes we give exhibitions, and jacy plays berimbao , and dances the capoera fight dance at same time.
    417. drilling riverbeds to aquire sand, is desastrous to river life.
    418. scientology is buddism ajusted to western capitalistic society.
    419. it seems, according to my lifes expieience ?< the bigger the lie ,the bigger the buddah.
    420. according to e,xpierience the more  lies, the more buddahs .they use em as proof
    421. when I was contracted by < antonio pucci> jeweler to jaqueline kennedy.
    422. puccio had an aerea of land in c.a.  u.s.a. his fiddle there was to rent out < a day of goldmineing ,or finding surface nuggets?.
    423. at night when all the gullible gold seekers had split, puccio, and his staff shot goldbits into the air, around the land.
    424. when anna and I went to stay at puccios hacienda in miami he taught me his secret methods of crafting handmade  puccio creations.
    425. puccio secretly used < the lost wax process>of building a piece for his extrreemly rich and convincable clients.
    426. in puccios front garden he had an eight foot high < red buddah>. point made?.
    427. theres buddahs galore in shaun jones home in the pyrenese mountains.
    428. ken maquire has quite a few two. 
    429. when alan smith,,,,< my personal assistant> ex road manager of < david john and the mood, went to visit brian epstien < as previously combined by him and i, we not only saw < the beatles playing at the tv studios, we also saw for the first time < a young joe cocker.
    430. -brian ased me then, again to personally manage his young tearaway new singer < tommy quickly.
    431. -last time i drank with alan smith was in < the ship pub> in wardour street.
      allan was by then a succesfull group manager, ide like to speak to him now< does anybody know where he is?
    432. -allan helped me build the cubiklub in rochdale before we hit the road for the smoke.
    433. -recently < jane willmot emailed to telll me alan smith has a mansion in spain?
      -rod willis was the road manager of < the group anna and i lived with in sydenham london.
    434. -purple haze recorded a good lp when eddy sandham managed them.
    435. eddie sandaham lived with anna and i at our flat in shaftesbury ave wi london.
    436. eddie came down to live with us from preston where i had the catacombs club.
    437. eddie recently opened and owned < zoom antique emporium.
    438. eddie promoted some shows at the < famous roundhouse in london.
    439. eddie put the purple haze together with < ginger johnsons drum band.
    440. Eddie now lives n loves in south africa.
    441. we lived with the purple haze i was there personal p-hotograther, n travelled all over europe with them in there van .
    442. the large sydenham flat , where anna and i lived with < purple haze> formerly < little free rock>i had my very own dark room, where i personally developed all there promotional photos.
    443. -yesterday i had a visit from nick gribbons            ex player with < reverand black and the rockin vicars>.
    444. nick told me to go to utube and see him playing in same film with lemmy and motorhead whilst in la  ca  usa 
    445. nick and i had our photo taken together wearing amerindian headresses, i wore the one chief raoni gave me.
    446. nick gribbins now has his own band called< nick unlimited> and does shows.
    447. had a chat with miffy from david john and the mood.
    448. if only so called civilisation would < stay away > from the  uncontacted amazonian tribes< and leave alone those allready contacted then amazon, and our oxygen supply may last .
    449. the biggest problem is religious faith, as it makes us madly dedicated to convincing all free thinkers to be slaves to a system?.
    450. do you know the amerindias had no word in there language to express fear.
    451. this fact so mush pissed off the religious invaders that they invented a substitute.
    452. the new tribes missionaries pretended they were nothing more than language teachers to get guvern ment permission to enter xingu.
    453. the new tribes missionaries are from Matlock in england.
    454. the new tribes missionaries as well as the other christian MISSIONARY GROUPS pollute pureity.
    455. they teach the young indian children th a< if they dont  come to there  god@convert to christianity < the jaguarvwill come at night and eat them.
      it is there way of saying evil you see?.
    456. yes they say < the jaguar wii come and eat you in the night if < you dont put on clothes> and come to god?
    457. clothes can kill
    458. I contacted an illness in thye amazon in , because i visited certain parts of the rainforest.
    459. i returned to so called civiization with my body covered in festering underskin tracks< rather like a map>
    460. in those days it was difficult to find a doctor that knew ca cure for my malady?>.
    461. eventually i returned to moroco where i was cured by a camel doctor.
    462. I had contacted < bicho geographico> or in english animal of the map.little animals eating you away under the skin.
    463. it is a fact that the amerindians paint themselves with genipapo@ urukum.
    464. the indians are more yellow than white or red.
    465. the herbal plants they paint themselves with act as a reppeleny for insects.

    New stuff not yet changed:

    510-in london 1970 i bought one of the very first waterbeds .
    511- waterbed was a great birdpuller.
    512=i became famous on kings road where i had my own personal pitch out side the feathers night club.
    513=in fact the shop that sold waterbeds was in an aRCADE JUST ACROSS KINGS RD.
    514=THE COUPLE THAT SOLD THE KING SIZE WATERBEDS WERE MY GOOD FRIENDS.=
    515= THEY WOULD SEND ALL THE GOOD LOOKING BIRDS TO ASK ME IF THEY COULD TEST MY WATERBED.
    516=  ONE DAY < AMONGST THE MANY AN, EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD LOOKING BRASILIAN CHICK ARRIVED AT MY PITCH WITH THE REQUEST TO LAY ON MY BED.
    517=NERIDE AND I BOUNCED AROUND THE KING SIZE VERY WELL INDEED.
    518=I DISCOVERED NERIDE WAS IN FACT < TERENCE STAMPS GIRLFRIEND FROM BRASIL.
    519=TERENCE WAS IN ITALY SHOOTING A FILM AT THE TIME, SO I HAD FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION.
    520=NERIDE LEARNED I WAS A BETTER INVESTMENT IN HER LIFE.
    521= SHE EVENTUALLY HAD TO RETURN TO HER LIFE IN SAO PAULO BRASIL.
    522=BEFORE SHE LEFT SHE BOUGHT SEVERAL HUNDREDS OF POUNDS WORTH OF MY HANDMADE HORSESHOE NAIL JEWELRY.
    523=WE AGREED THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE A WATERBED FACTORY IN BRASIL.
    523=IN BRASIL NERIDE NORMALLY WORKED AS < A TAXI DANCER>THAT IS TO DANCE WITH A BLOKE WITH A TICKET, WHICH HE PURCHASED AT THE PAYDESK AT THE DOOR TO THE EX CINEMA < DANCE THEATRE.
    524=BECAUSE NERIDE WAS SO SENSUAL SHE HAD PRESIDENTS AS CUSTOMERS.
    525=OF COURSE THE BLOKE COULD GET HIS END AWAY IF HE PAID ENOUGH, AND SHE AGREED.
    526=AT THIS STAGE READERS SHOULD KNOW THAT SEX IN BRASIL IS AS NORMAL AS BREAD N BUTTER HERE.
    527= NO VICTORIAN IDEAS IN BRASIL NO.
    528= I FIND IT ALLMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO BE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED IN BRASIL< THE GIRLS WONT LET ME
    529=NERIDE RETURNED TO LONDON WITHIN A FEW WEEKS, SHE WANTED MORE OF EVERYTHING.
    530= SHE HAD SOLD ALL MY NAIL JEWELRY CREATIONS, AT A VAST PROFIT WHICH PAID FOR BOTH OF US TO RETURN TO SAO PAULO.
    531= WE STAYED IN HER CITY CENTRE APARTMENT.
    532=THE WINDOWS OF OUR 22FLOOR HIGH APT HAD ITS WINDOWS PAINTED BLACK.
    534= BLACK WINDOWS SO WE COULD LIVE AT NIGHT AND SLEEP IN THE HEAT OF THE DAY.
    535=FROM DAY ONE IN BRASIL I MADE GOOD MONEY.
    536= I TRAINED DISAB;ED HOME WORKERS, AND THE WIVES OF THE UNDERPAID TO BEND NAILS INTO INTRICATE PATTERNS FOR ME TO LATER WIRE OR SOLDER TOGETHR INTO BEUATIFULL BODY JEWELRY.
    537= FORTUNATELY IT WAS EASY IN SAO PAULO AT THAT TIME TO BUY OLD SILVER SPOONS AND FORKS, WHICH I ALSO BENT INTO KELLY CREATIONS .
    538=NERIDE TOOK ME TO ALL THE TAXI DANCE THEATRES, WHERE MY JEWELRY BECAME A FASION OF REPPUTE.
    539=NERIDE SPOKE TO A FRIEND OF PRESIDENTIAL LEVEL AND SOON I WAS INTRODUCED TO THE MINISTER OF < RESIDENCE>.
    540= I WAS LAUGHINGLY ESCORTED THROUGH THE IMMIGRATION OFFICES, PAST THE QUEUS OF HOPEFULLS.
    541= MY FINGER PRINTS WERE TAKEN, THEN THE INK WAS LOVEINGLY WASHED BACK OFF MY DIRTY FINGERTIPS BY THE SECRETARY TO THE BOSSMAN.
    542=IT SEEMS I WAS MADE A RESIDENT BECASE I WAS CLASSED BY THEM AS A LIBRARIAN .
    543= I WAS ASKED TO REPORT TO THE SP LIBRARY EVERY MONTH , JUST TO SHOW THAT I WORKED THERE AS A N EXPERT ON BRITISH LITERATURE.
    544=MY JEWELRY SELLING WELL, WE OPENED A SHOP CALLED < FREEDOM>.
    545=WHEN WE WERE  MAKING PLENTY OF SPONDULA WE DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO START MANUFACTUREING < WATERBEDS>.
    546=AT THAT TIME IN SP, THERE WAS THIS LARGE HORSESHOE SHAPED MULTYSTOREY APARTMENT BLOCK CALLED < TREMBE TREMBE>
    547= TREMBE TREMBE GOT ITS NAME BECAUSE IT WAS THE HOME TO HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF NUBILE TAXI DANCERS, AND PARTY GIRLS.
    548=THE BUILDING WAS KNOWN TO BOUNCE ON A GOOD NIGHT.
    549=THE WATERBEDS WERE AN ENORMOUS SUCCESS WITH THE TREMBE TREMBE GIRLS.
    550= THE BUILDING SOON HOUSED OVER 5OO BEDS.
    551= THE TREMBE GIRLS LEARNED ALL SORTS OF NEW SAO PAULO KARMA SUTRA WATERBED STYLE SEX.
    552=THE TOURISTS WERE FLYING IN FOR THE WELL KNOWN BRASILIAN CARNAVAL.
    553=WATERBED SEX WAS ALL THE RAGE BY NOW.
    554=ONE NIGHT DUREING THE CARNAVAL COCAINE RAVES IN TREMBE TREMBE.
    555=THE SAMBA M,USIC PULSING TO THE SAME BEAT AS THE SLAPPING O F THE BARE FLESH ON THE  PLASTIC MATERIAL OF THE WATERBED.
    556= THEN THE WATERFALLS STARTED WHO0OSH.
    557=THE HIGH HEELED COCAINE CRAZED NYMPHS BURST THE BEDS ALLMOST ALL AT THE SAME TIME, AS THE MUSIC < QUE BALANCY BALANCY>  PLAYED AT TOP VOLUME IN THE STREETS DOWN BELOW.
    558= I WAS CALLED OUT TO HELP , BUT COULD NOT GET UP THE STAIRS AGAINST THE TORRENTIAL FLOW.
    559= THE LIFTSHAFTS TURNED INTO ELECTRIC WATERFALLS, THE LIGHT SHOW WAS IMPRESSIVE.
    560= FORTUNATELY THERE WAS NO SERIOUS CASUALTYS.
    561=WATERBEDS WERE BANNED FROM TREMBE TREMBE, AND WE GAVE IT A REST. 
    562= WE WORKED ON NERIDE GETTING PREGNANT SO AS IDE HAVE A BRASSO BABY7 BOY.
    563= MEGA~OM RAINCLOUD KELLY WAS BORN IN 1973.
    564= AS CHIEF RAONI , AND ME WERE TOGETHER IN XINGU IN 1973 , HE RETURNED WITH ME TO MY VILLAGE < SAO PAULO> MUCH AGAINST THE GUVERNMENT LAW.
    565= CHIEF RAONI SUGGESTED I CALL MY SON AFTER HIS COUSIN, AND THE SAME NAME AS THE UNDERWATER INDIANS OF MYTH FAME < OR AS LEGEND WOULD HAVE IT.
    566=NERIDE EVENTUIALLY LEFT ME FOR A PUNK.
    567= NERIDE AND HER NOW V< PUNKI BOYFRIEND OPENED THE FIRST PUNK CLUB IN BRASIL CALLED >>>>>>>>>>>>>< ROSY BON BON> SHE BEFRINDED MY FREIND THE OWNER OF <> THE TUNNEL CLUB IN NEW YORK CITY < NOTE I TAUIGHT HIM THE CLUB BUSSINESS IN SAO PAULO BEFORE HE BUILT THE < FAMOUS NY TUNNEL CLUB.
    568= ROSY BON BON BECAME AN ENOURMOUS SUCCESS AS MY NEW YORK CLUB OWNER FRIEND SENT NERIDE ALL THE TOP PUNK RECORDS.
    569 UNFORTUNATELY NERIDE  BECAME ADDICTED TO COCAINE, AND OVER THE FOLLOWING YEARS, SLOWLY FELL APART.
    570= BUT WHILST NERIDE STILL COULD SHE HAD A DAUGHTER WITH HER PUNKY .
    572=REMEMBER THIS < THE MORE MATERIAL THINGS WE HAVE, THE MORE WE HAVE TO GET STRESSED ABOUT> .
    573= LEARN TO LIVE WITH THE LEAST POSIBLE BELONGING.
    574= THE LESS YOU OWN THE MORE OF YOURSELF YOU HAVE TO SHARE WITH OTHERS.
    575=IN THE SOUTHERN WATERS IE SOUTH AMERICA, WE ARE PREWARNED OF A STRONG STORM, BECAUSE THE BOATS RIGGING FILLS UP MWITH FINE SPIDER WEBS.
    576= THE SMALL SPIDERS COME WITH THE WILL OF THE WISP.
    577= 0NCE AT AN LSD PARTY ON THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN IN MATO GROSSO DE SUL< IN CHAPADA DE GUIMARAES , I WENT OUT OF THE FARMHOUSE IN MY THIRT, AS IT WAS TOO HGOT THAT NIGHT.
    578= AS I LSD WALKED AND TRIPPED A SUDDEN COLD FRONT CAME, WITHIN MINUTES THE TEMPERATURE DROPPED TO MINUS 6% ,CELCIUS. .
    579=
    I SURVIVED THE COLD FRONT BY SUBMERGING MYSELF IN THE RIVER.
    580=MY SON MKEGAOM CAME TO STAY WITH ME IN LONDON , BUT DID NOT LIKE THE STRANGE ENGLISH ATTITUDE TO NUDENESS, AND SEX, SO HE SPLIT.
    581= MEGA~OM NOW OWNS A CLUB.

    582= NO FROLICKIN IN THE FRIGGIN RIGGIN.
    583=WITH THE OLD IVORY PIANO KEYS I GOT FROM THE VICTORIAS PIANO BREAKING COMPETITIONS I MANUFACTURED CULT JEWELRY PENDANTS LIKE IVORY MATCHSTICKS.
    584=THE IVORY MATCHSTICKE WERE VERY EASY TO MAKE , AND THE RED END WAS JUST RED MAT RESIN < A DIP IN AND THE CREATION WAS READY.
    585=THE MATCH PENDANTS WERE A WAY OF SIGNALING TO OTHERS THAT YOU WERE HIP, AND NEEDED YOURE MATCH PENDANT TO POKE THE MARIJUANA INTO YOURE SP[LIFF.
    585=I ALSO BOUGHT A PENTOGRAPH COPYING MACHINE TO CUT MY THOUSANDS OF OLD PIANO KEYS INTO IVORY RAZOR BLADES.
    586= THE SOPHISTICATED IVORY GILLETTES, WERE VERY HELPFULL IN CHOPPING UP YOURE COCAINE CRYSTALS INTO A FINE SNORTABLE POWDER .
    587= THE IVORY BLADES WERE A WAY OF SIGNALING SNORTA;LIKES
    <FELLOW TOOTERS>
    588=I FOUND THAT BRASILIAN GIRLS ACTUALLY WORSHIP THE PENIS, IN THE LOVEING WAY THEY CARRESS , AND SUCK IT.
     
    588=AS I WAS ANCHORED IN A BASIN BAY, WITH HOUSES, AND BLOCKS OF FLATS ALL AROUND SUIRVIVAL.
    589=THE BLAST FISHERMEN COULD NOT GO OUT BLASTIN  BECAUSE I HAD BY NOW ARRANGED A DIRECT RADIO LINK TO THE TV, AND RADIO STATION.
    590=WHEN A BOMB WENT OFF, THE LOCAL RADIO AND TV STATION IMMEDIATELY HALTED PROGRAMS TO ADVISE LISTENERS THAT THE BLAST FISHERMEN WERE OUT .
    591 I EVEN ARRANGED TO HAVE THE TV SCREENS GO RED WITH A BOOM, EVERY TIME A BOMB WENT OFF.
    592=THE SURROUNDING FISHERMEN PLAYED THE MACUMBA DRUMS MOST OF THE NIGHT TO ADVISE SURVIVAL WAS ON WATCH.
    593=ONE NIGHT A HEARD A CRY FOR HELP.
    594=WHEN I JUMPED INTO MY MOTOR DRIVEN INFLATABLE DINGHY I DISCOVERED ONE SIDE HAD BEEN PUNCTURED.
    595=HAVEING NO TIME TOM INFLATE DUE TO THE DESPERATE CRYS FOR HELP I STARTED MOTOR N SET OFF TO SAVE LIVES, BUT IT WAS AN AMBUSH.
    596=THE FISHERMAN WAS IN THE WATER WITH HIS CANOE OVERTURNED,
    597=AS I WAS HELPING HIM INTO MY DINGHY HIS FRIENDS ARRIVED IN A FAST CANOE AND TRIED TO DROWN ME.
    598=I ESCAPED.
    599=THE DRUMS BECAME ALLMOST UNBEARABLE AS THE MACUMBVA DRIVEN BLASTERS BECAME MORE AND MORE FRUSTRATED BY THE CRINGOM KELLY. 

    600= I ALLWAYS LEFT MY VOLKSWAGON BEATLE CAR IN THE LOCAL MARINA < AN OLD CEMENT FACTORY IN ARATU BAY.
    601=THE BLASTERS SOMEHOW BLOCKED ALL THE RADIO PROGRAMMES SO THAT EVERY TIME I TURNED MY RADIO ON ,I COULD ONLY RECIEVE EVANGELICAL RELIGIOUS PROGRAMS.
    602=THAT BEING BECAUSE THE BLAST FISHERMEN WERE ALSO EVANGELISTS, AS WELL AS MAcumbeiroes.
    603=ONE DAY AS I AND JACYARA WERE DRIVEING TO THE LOCAL SUPERMARKET THE FRONT WHEEL FELL OFF.
    604= THE FRONT WHEEL HAD BEEN AJUSTED TO FALL OFF, AND HOPEFULLY KILL US, AS WE DROVE OVER THE HIGH VIADUCT OVER THE RIVER.
    605=ONE DAY I AWOKE AT MY MOUNTAIN JUNGLE FARM IN PARATY RIO DE  JANIERO.
    606=I WAS BEING SEDUCED SEXUALLY BY A YOUNG GIRL.
    607= SHE IN FACT WAS ONLY 13 YEARS OLD.
    608= SHE WAS THE PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND OF GABRIEL.
    609= GABRIEL WAS THE MAN THAT BECAME A HERO WHEN HE SHOT THREE ROADWORKERS THAT WERE CONSTUCTING THE FIRST BRASILIAN COASTAL HIGHWAY < THE 101 BR>.
    610 = GABRIEL HAD SENT HIS YOUNG SEXPOT TO GIVE ME ONE SO THAT HE HAD A THREAT AGAINST ME.
    611= GABRIEL WANTED TO SELL ME A FARM.
    612=GABRIEL WAS A POT FARMER, AND COCAINE DISTRBUTER.
    613= GABRIEL SOON BECAME THE < MAYOR OF PARATY.
    614=
    WHEN I BOUGHT MY FARM FROM HIS RIVAL HE SENT HIS MEN TO SHOOT AND KILL MY NEIGHBOUR< THE MAN WHO SOLD ME MY FARM.
    615=LAST TIME I WAS INPARATY A FEW YEARS AGO< GABRIEL CAME ABOARD SURVIVAL WITH HIS NOW OLDER WOMAN AND SEVERAL CHILDREN .
    616= HE SENT HER TO SCREW ME ABOARD SURVIVAL WITH HIS BEST REGARDS.
    617=WHEN I OWNED THE FINEST PUB, CLUB, AND RESTAURANT,< THE VICTORIA>.
    618=MY MANAGER, STARTED A VICTORIA MAGAZINE, CALLED THE FIENDISH FLYING PENIS.
    619=THE MAGAZINE WAS INTERESTING FOR A WHILE.
    620= THE FLYING PENIS FLEW NIGHTLY AROUND SAO PAULO VISITING THE VARIOUS FEMALE CLUB MEMBERS .
    621=THE FLYING PENIS SEDUCED SLEEPERS , AND TOLD ITS OWN STORYS IN SQUARES WITH BALOON WORDS.
    622= i was the first in sao paulo to have < the prince albert>.
    623=PRINCE ALBERT IS A LARGE RING THA.
    T ENTERS THE PENIS HOLE AND EXITS THE PENIS WALL ABOUT AN INCH DOWN.
    624= I ALSO HAD TWO SMALLER RINGS, PIERCED THROUGH MY BOBBYS HELMUT, IN FACT I HAD 8 PIERCINGS IN ONE SITTING
    625=I WAS REFUSED A USA ENTRY VISA IN CURACAO.
    626= THE CURACAO AMERICAN EMBASSY REFUSED MY VISA APPLICATION USEING THE REASON THAT I WAS CLASSED IN THE SAME SUBLAW AS < JOHN LENNON> POSSESION OF MARIJUANA.
    627=THEY GAVE ME THE DOCUMENT < WHICH I STILL HAVE > IN JUNGLE HOUSE>. WITH THE NUMBER OF JOHN LENNONS AND MY REFUSAL NUMBER OF SUBLAW.
    628=I STARTED BUYING ALL THE PIGS TEETH FROM THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE.
    629= AFTER POLISHING THE TEETH ON MY OWN INVENTED RAPID TEETH POLISHING  MACHINE.
    630=I SOLD THE SILVER TOPPED< MOUNTED IN MY FREEDOM JEWELRY FACTORY> TEETH.
    631=I SMUGGLED THEM , ALL 5,000 INTO LONDON WHERE I SOLD THEM ALL OVER UK.
    632= THE MAIN BUYER OF MY JAVALI TEETH< NOW CALLED JAVALI BY ME AS THAT SOUNDED MORE JUNGLY.
    633=THE PICCADILLY SHOP HUNG THEM ALL IN THE WINDOW SO ALL THE LONDON TOURISTS COULD SEE THE LATEST FASHION..
    634= I VISITED THE SHOP WINDOW AT NIGHT AFTER THE SHOP HAD CLOSED.
    635=JUST AS HAD HAP[PENED IN MY HEATED HOTEL ROOM THE TEETH WERE SPLITTING IN THE WINDOW ONE BY ONE.
    636=THE HOT WINDOW LIGHTS WRE DRYING OUT ALL THE INNED IVORY MOISTURE .
    637=SPLIT BANG AS THE BROKEN PIECES BROKE FREE FROM THERE SILVER MOUNTINGS.
    638=IT TOOK ME THREE YEARS TO PAY BACK THE MONEY IDE ALLREADY INVESTED IN SEX ITEMS FOR MY FIORST SEX SBGOIPM FERTILITY.

    638=I BOUGHT SOME RATTLES FROM RATTLE SNAKES.
    639= I MOUNTED THE RATTLES WITH SILVER AND GOLD TOPS.
    640=THE APROXIMATELY ONE INCH LONG RATTLES BECAME A FASION FOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN TO WEAR ON A CHAIN AS A PENDANT.
    641=MY FRIEND OPENED A WONDERFULL SEXY PLACE IN THE CENTRE OF SAO PAULO.
    642=THE HOUSE WAS A MANSION WITH SEVERAL OPENAIR AND INDOOR SWIMMIN POOL.
    643= THE MOST FANTASTICALLY YOUNG N SENSUAL GIRLS HUNG AROUND THE POOLS DAY N NIGHT FOR THE SEXUAL RELIEF OF THE NEEDY, AND RICH ENOUGH FRUSTRATED.
    644= IT WAS A RELAXED ATMOSP-HERE MORE LIKE A FREINDLY CLUB, MEALS ANDE DRINKS WERE ALSO SERVED .
    645= THE BUSSINESS MEN USED THE HOUSE TO HAVE BUSSINESS MEETINGS WITH SEX N FOOD< SPECIAL DAILLY DINNERS WRE ON THE MENU.
    646=I LOST MY RUDDER SHOE IN A BAHIAN RIVER WHEN I HIT AN UNDERWATER ROCK.
    647=I TIED SURVIVAL TO THE RIVERSIDE TREE.
    648=I STARTED TO DIVE DOWN IN THE RIVER IN SEARCH OF THE LOST RUDDER SUPPORT.
    649=DIVEING DOWN I9NTO THE THICK STINKY MUD I REALISED I WAS AT THE SIDE OF A SUNKEN TOWN SEWAGE DRAIN.
    650= I HAD TO DIVE INTO THE SHIT BECAUSE SOMEWHERE IN THERE WAS MY RUDDER SUPPORT< WITHOUT IT I COULD NOT LEAVE THAT MOSQUETTO RIDDEN PLACE.
    651= EVENTUALL I WAS TUNNELING UNDERWATER VERTICALLY INTO YEARS OF EXCREMENT.
    652= AS I EVENTUALLY FOUND THE RUDDER SHOE I ALSO FOU ND  PURE GOLD NUGGETS.
     653= I PLAN TO RETURN FOR MORE GOLD .
    654= I WAS PUT INTO A PADDED CELLO IN STRANGEWAYS PRISON .
    655=IN THE PADDED CELL I BIT OFF A SCREWS FINGER, AND ENDED UP IN A RESTRAINING JACKET, IN A PADDED CELL FOR 4 DAYS WITH ONLY BREAD AND WATER.
    656=FINGER NAILS OF HANGED MAN EMBEDDED BETWEEN CELL BRICKS.
     657=WHEN WE SAILED INTO SURINAME, I WENT ASHORW WITH MY AKITA DOG CALLED <
    KELLYSEYE>.
    658=AS WE WALKED ALONG THE RIVER PARAMORIBO BANK I WAS SHOT AT BY POLICE.
    659=I WAS TAKEN PRISONER BY THE SURINAM POLICE .
    660= THE POLICE ASRRESTED ME BECAUSE THE SURINAM PRESIDENT HAD BEEN COOED OR TAKEN OVER/
    661=THE PRESIDENTS PALACE WAS IN THE GROUNDS I WAS WALKING WITH KELLYSEYE.
    662= KELLYS EYE AND I WERE LOCKED UP IN A CELL AT THE SIDE OF THE RIVER.
    663= THE CELL WE WERE ENCARCERTATED IN WAS WET, AS THE HIGH TIDE HALF FLOODED IT.
    664= WE WERE QUESTIONED SEVERAL TIMES AND KEPT OVERNIGT IN THE WATER OF THE RISEING RIVER TIDE.
    665=THYE POLICE THOUGHT I WAS A REVELUTIONARY SENT BY THE BRITISH GUANYANS.
    AT THAT TIME SURINAM AND BRITISH GUANYA WERE AT LOGGERHEADS OVER THERE BORDERS AND COCAINE RIGHTS.
    666= IN MORROCO I WAS HIDEING ON TOP OF THE ELEVATOR AS IT WENT UP WITH 4 MOROCAN POLICE THAT WERE THERE TO ARREST ME FOR FORGERY
    667= I WAS CLASSED AS THE MOST WANTED MAN IN MORROCO AT THAT TIME..

     



     


    Clive with Little Eva (no. 2)


    Clive with Chief Raoni


    Clive the smudger


    Clive gets moved on outside a Sting concert


    Clive and Sting


    With Allan Williams outside the Jacaranda


    With Millie (no. 6)


    Clive teaching the children about Amerindians


    Promoting Davy Morgan (no. 116)


    Peter Gabriel and Chief Raoni

    Chief Raoni piercing Clive


    Clive and the last remaining survivor of the Bat Indians


    Sting takes a picture of Clive


    Clive - the Robin Hood of the Amazon


    Clive guards a poisoned Chief Raoni


    Clive's boat club


    Clive onboard his ship Survival


    Clive with Nick Gribbin 2010 (see443)


    Jacy and Clive at King Canute's birthday bash 2010


     

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